allthecitylightsonthewater-:

oh my GOD

(Source: dallonweekes)

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character

Houston, I think we’ve got a problem.

idrinkcarrotjuiceonly:

credit goes to whoever made this ~ 
hahahahahahahah. oh lord.  

(Source: oldlipgallagher)

poisonparadise:

Sexy And I Know It (Lip-sync) | Tom Daley & Team GB

(Source: somesley)

onlybonesremain:

Are you skinny yet? 

No? 

Then you’re not done. 

(Source: )